My Apology

            Sorry I haven't blogged in a while, I've been so busy doing other stuff.  For example, I have found a large interest in watching cat videos.  Its very entertaining, watching the mindless cats fall and fail in very humors ways!  I pity the dog in this video though, sometimes I feel his frustration. I also pity the cat in this video for thinking that it is smart enough to be a dog. For your own good, go and watch this, you will not sleep tonight.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=Td3gwCtvVkk

Besides cat videos, I found this really cool game, called Traffic Slam.  I've been addicted to it ever since I found out about games.  Driving in this video game gives me a sense of freedom I have never felt.  Finally I can dominate things by winning.  Check it out.

This is called a car.  I wonder if a human would get in one
if they knew I was driving?

My last Hope

Yesterday Chloe and James took me to Village Creek to look for Keeli.  We did not find her.  We walked so much that when we went home I fell asleep.  It was a very tiering day!  But we still did not find Keeli even though we looked everywhere.  Chloe gave me a massage to help me relax after the vacuum came out.  I think the vacuum ate Keeli.  I am scared of that vacuum.

CODE RED READ THE FOLLOWING TO HELP ME!!!!!

I am starting to worry.  My sugarcube has not come back for a whole 24 hours.  Her real name is Keeli Mechelle Smith and she is missing.  She went missing at 4:37 a.m. when she left the house with bags in her car.  If ANYONE knows any where a bouts about her, PLEASE tell my girl or James since I do not speak human.  She is around 5' feet tall and was whirring something white when she left.  She smells like sweat, sugar, and a strange metallic smell that makes her shake if she does not "prick her finger".  

She is whirring a pink jacket here.

Where Did My Juliet Go?

Keeli did not come home for lunch today.  She ALWAYS comes to eat lunch with me.  She also left really early this morning and it hurt my feelings that she did not take me.  Oh... what am I saying! She did not leave me she forgot me!! OF COURSE!! But I did see her put a lot of bags in her car... normally when that happens, she leaves for a long time.  Why would she leave though? She probably forgot me and is coming to get me now.  It is 1:00 p.m.  She will come get me, I am sure of it.  But if anyone reading sees her today... will you please tell her that she forgot me and she missed our lunch date?

Keeli is the one in the middle.  Do not get
confused.  Humans all look alike...I know...

Chloe's Grammar Book

So, I was really bored today so I went into Chloe's room and knocked a book down.  It was called Grammar Book.  I read it today and realized that I made a lot of mistakes!  Silly me!  I am such a ding-dong!

my new dog class

this is miss lynne with a dog i smelled on her pants.

on wednesday keeli took me to a place far away.  we drove for ever and ever!  i mostly slept the way there though.  when we got there keeli put me on a leash and took me in a big house.  a strange woman came up to keeli and i growled at her saying that i do not know you and don't pet me.  the woman backed away and left when she came back, she had something delicious smelling in her hand.    she started to talk to keeli again  and i said to myself now buddy you do not know this person so i should not take food from her.  so i did not take the delicious smelling treat from her hand.  the woman took something from keeli and put it in her hand.  it was the same treat but it smelled like keeli.   so i said now buddy this treat smells like keeli so i can eat it.  i did eat it and tasted good.  the woman's name was miss lynne and she was very nice to me and keeli.  she acted as if she had know keeli for a long time.  i learned how to sit stay heel and down.  keeli and lynne gave me lots of treats which were called hotdogs.  lynne had a big bowl of water for me to drink but i still did not know if she was a nice person so i did not drink her water.  keeli said that i needed to use the bathroom but i would not.  when the class was over, keeli was tired but i wanted to learn more stuff because it was so fun.  keeli took me home and i began to feel bad.  my stomach hurt a lot.  when we got out of the car at our house, chloe took me on a run.  i think she knew i felt bad because my stomach was sloshing and making bad sounds.  she took the bad collar off.  i vomited at the four way stop and in the driveway twice.  keeli let me rest the rest of the day and sleep in her bed.

how can a dog feel anger and sadness at once?

How tiered I am
chica is the dog napping with me she is very cool and fun
to pick on
she stayed with me for 6 months, she left a long time ago to go live with a
family somewhere else

Today I am very sad and bored.  keeli got on to me today because i got in her car.  mundanely when i get in her car she would say all right buddy why don't you go to work with me today.  she did not say that today.  she said buddy get out of my car.  she said it very angrily and it made me sad and scared.  you are  probably saying what does mundane mean.  it means ordinary.  i learned it from my girl's vocabulary words that she left on the ground one night.
goodbye.

i am still mad that i did not get to go to work with keeli and doubt that i will be happy to see her.